|I||There is no one watching.
|II||There is nothing else.
|III||Life continues even when you're not paying attention.|
|V||Having a kid won't save a marriage.|
|VI||Power is not given, it is taken.|
|VII||It is easier to defend against an enemy than a friend.|
|VIII||If it was that bad, you'd do something about it.
|IX||There is no problem so large that it can not be made worse, by simply driving faster.
|X||Never con a con artist.|
|XI||Never show your surprise.|
|XII||Never let your guard down.|
|XIII||Keep your mouth shut.|
|XIV||Don't trust anybody.|
|XV||Make as many friends as you can.|
|XVI||Never make large, life-changing decisions while under duress.
|XVII||Life is largely about moving things from one place to another.|
|XVIII||If you volunteer or offer to help somebody, help them their way, not yours.
|XIX||If you have to fight, fight dirty.
|XX||If it was really that bad, you'd do something about it.|
|XXI||If you get rid of all the people, all the problems go away.|
|XXII||On some level, everybody is selfish.
|XXIII||Overall there are more constructive people than destructive people.
|XXIV||You'll never alienate anybody by keeping your mouth shut.|
|XXV||Sometimes the right answer is not always the best answer.|
|XXVI||If it happens once, it's a fluke. If it happens a second time, it'll probably happen again.|
|XXVII||The difference between zero and one is infinitely greater than the difference between one and two.
|XXVIII||Ask for four cookies.
|XXIX||You don't want to be number one. You want to be number three.
|XXX||Interesting driving phenomenon #1: If you get mad at the people who drive up the empty lane when you're sitting in traffic, it is you who are wrong, not them.
|XXXI||Interesting driving phenomenon #2: Driving in the direction away from the sunrise or sunset can cause traffic.
|XXXII||Interesting driving phenomenon #3: Ambulances and emergency vehicles are good for stop and go traffic.
|XXXIII||If you want to play, make the first move.|
|XXXIV||Range weapons good, melee weapons bad.|
|XXXV||Always dress for the occasion that your car might leave you stranded for a few hours.|
|XXXVI||If it's that important, you'll make the time.|
|XXXVII||Don't shit where you eat.
|XXXVIII||It is better to have a friend than an ex-girlfriend.
|XXXIX||Look out for number one.
|XL||The only laws you have to follow are the laws of physics.
|XLII||The secret to being cool is to not try.|
|XLIII||Never procrastinate getting gas.|
|XLIV||It is better to be lonely than miserable.|
|XLV||The fewer things you care about, the less conflict there will be in your life.|
|XLVI||Your personality is what's left after you're done adapting.|
|XLVII||If you don't like what you see, don't look.
|XLVIII||Everything we see, touch, feel, smell, taste and sense in any way is a really bizarre representation of what actually is.
|XLIX||You only have to worry about the first thing.
|L||The problem is not your job, the problem is your inability to separate yourself from your job.|
|LI||Information is key.|
|LII||Bored people are lucky, they have the most time to decide what they want to do with their life.|
|LIII||Interesting driving phenomenon #4: Free gas from rental car companies.
|LIV||People need to lie to themselves because they can't deal with reality.|