{"id":291,"date":"2013-07-10T20:35:57","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T00:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nyti.no-ip.org\/wordpress\/?p=291"},"modified":"2013-07-10T20:37:08","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T00:37:08","slug":"why-did-evolution-invent-eyelids-but-not-ear-flaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Why did evolution invent eyelids but not ear flaps?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dunno. Comes from all those people who say they are offended by seeing things they were taught are bad to see.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t like what you see, don&#8217;t look.&#8221; Easy enough, you just close your eyes.<\/p>\n<p>But when you&#8217;re hearing something you don&#8217;t want to hear, you have to at best put fingers over your ears, because you don&#8217;t have any earflaps.<\/p>\n<p>I guess the human ear didn&#8217;t evolve around country music, thus creating a need to block the sound. Snicker,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dunno. Comes from all those people who say they are offended by seeing things they were taught are bad to see. &#8220;If you don&#8217;t like what you see, don&#8217;t look.&#8221; Easy enough, you just close your eyes. But when you&#8217;re hearing something you don&#8217;t want to hear, you have to at best put fingers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":293,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}