{"id":60,"date":"2008-10-28T20:03:18","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T00:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/216.150.141.22\/wordpress\/?p=60"},"modified":"2008-10-28T20:03:18","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T00:03:18","slug":"how-to-become-president-in-one-easy-step","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"How to become president in one easy step"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago I had this idea that the way to get elected was to do something really loud media big and<br \/>\nnoisy 3 days before the election. This is about the attention span of the average tv-watching american I figure.<\/p>\n<p>I figure that&#8217;s also about how long it takes the media to ramp up to full steam over something really juicy.<\/p>\n<p>McCain&#8217;s not doing too well, from what I hear, but I just figured out what he could do 3 days before election day to possibly stick it to obama (aside from blowing up a US building somewhere in the 50 states).<\/p>\n<p>He could dump palin for somebody known to be competent.<br \/>\nThat would get a lot of people to swing back right quick, just in time to vote before they had a chance to<br \/>\nrethink it.<\/p>\n<p>I accept paypal payments for my brilliant ideas. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago I had this idea that the way to get elected was to do something really loud media big and noisy 3 days before the election. This is about the attention span of the average tv-watching american I figure. I figure that&#8217;s also about how long it takes the media to ramp [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadpelican.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}