Actually, I didn’t solve it, I think it’s going to solve itself.
Follow this absurd rationale…
Right now if you wanted to go to college it would cost a lot of money, pretty much no matter where you went.
You can pay out of pocket, you can acquire loans or you can press your kid to do good in school so they can get a scholarship.
If you ask me, free money is the way to go.
Recently I’ve heard that one great way to get a kickback is to take up the bagpipes. There’s lots of money in bagpipes.
There’s lots of money in other bizarre things too. There’s also money in foundations and memorials. Hell I’ve even given money to them so some kid can go to school, though that wasn’t my intention.
So I figure as more people find esoteric things to put up money for and as more people die and have foundations or memorials created in their name, eventually there will be enough free money lying around in these financial instruments that everybody will get at least a little kickback and when the tide turns eventually, college will become free.
Hows that for rationale.